What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do so many guys love anime girls?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

From Russia With Love

What does it mean when I have a dream where my friend died? I had this dream last night where one of my friends died in a shootout and I woke up crying.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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